Maplewood

The greatest town on the East Coast. We accept everyone regardless of their race, sexual orientation, ethnicity, gender, immigration status, income, national origin, religion, you name it - unless you're a conservative. In which case stay the fuck out of Maplewood. God, we are just so damn accepting.

Person #1: Maplewood is the greatest town in this hateful world. We truly tolerate and include all people no matter what.

Person #2: I don't really like Obama.

Person #1: Get the fuck out.

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