i’m fine

i’m literally in the worst mood possible right now so either don’t fucking talk to me or make me feel better

Crush: Is something wrong?
Me: I’m fine

retard

someone who spoiled endgame on the first night it came out

Amy: *spoils endgame*
What the fuck Amy you’re such a retard

stay humble biscuit makers

a term created to remind the common biscuit maker to stay humble when popping open the can

Friend: (Opening can of biscuits) (Pops) Ahh!
Me: Stay humble biscuit makers

chit

a word to be used in place of ‘shit’ usually when around family or in church

aw chit i dropped my phone