Elsie/Leo

An AMAZING friend who’ll always be there for you no matter what, and pushes you to do the things you want to do but scared of doing. They have the coolest red hair, but not the coolest crush on Ross Federman (jk).

Boy 1: “Why do you keep getting spam messages of Ross Federman?”
Girl 1: “Oh, I didn’t even notice, must be Elsie/Leo.”

Marisi

BEAUTIFUL FUCKING PERSON

Girl: “OH MY GOD IS THAT MARISI???”
Boy “WOW SHES SO FUCKINF PRETTY HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!??”

Marisi

Marisi is like one of the BEST friends you’ll ever have, since elementary school till the present. She’s also kind of obsessed with JJang.E but that’s okay.

Guy 1: “Hey, look over there! That girl with brown hair and a cardboard cutout of some Korean dude.”
Guy 2: “Oh yeah, that’s Marisi.”

Panic!

Usually something you’d do at the disco.

Girl 1: “Ew? Did you bring us to a ZOO? for our second date? I’m gunna Panic! I wouldn’t be caught dead in this place.”
Boy 1: “Well then leave, and close the goddamn door.”
Girl 1: “You must be mad as hatter, WERE OUTSIDE THERES NO DOOR!”
Boy 1: “Well Lyings The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off.”
Girl 1: “What.”

Ryan Ross

Brendon Uries old hubby, boyfriend, and boo thing. Also known for being in the bands Panic! At The Disco and The Young Veins. Super attractive person and an amazing musician!

Girl 1: “JESUS FLIPPING CHRIST THATS RYAN ROSS WALKING DOWN THE STREET!!”
Boy 1: “YOU MEAN THAT HOT GUY HOLDING CHEEZWHIZ??”