Henry

if someone’s last name is henry, they’re either the sweetest person you know or the absolute cruelest person you know. henry can also be the love of your life or the arch enemy of your life.

hobo 1: hey i wonder if that guy’s a henry.
hobo 2: yea me too. he looks rich though.
hobo 1: oh. he’s definitely that kind of henry.
hobo 1: you agree with me right?
hobo 2: i mean i guess. most henry’s that are rich are usually that kind.