Pitt

A leading research university of about 30,000 students. Located in the heart of Oakland, in central Pittsburgh. Well-known for kicking ass in football, basketball and pretty much everything else. Location of the first polio vaccine and the largest organ transplant center in the world. Has a traditional rivalry with Penn State, who is afraid to play Pitt in football. Chief rival is now West Virginia. Competes in Big East conference, nickname is Panthers.

Pitt raped Penn State, 91-54, in the schools' most recent men's basketball game.

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Penn State

School in central Pennsylvania, known for football more than anything else. Students know how to party only because there's nothing else to do within 100 miles. Students usually graduate with a degree in drinking and are virtually assured a job at Wal-Mart or Giant Eagle. Fears include panthers, cities and knowledge.

Da da da da da da, Penn State sucks!
Da da da da da da, Penn State sucks!
P-E-N-N S-T sucks!

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indiana

College town of about 15,000 in the middle of nowhere, about 50 miles ENE of Pittsburgh. Population increases to 30,000 when IUP is in session. Home of IUP and birthplace of the band The Clarks and actor Jimmy Stewart. Located in Indiana County, the Christmas Tree Capital of the World.

I'm from Indiana.
The state?
No, the town...uh...where IUP is.

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