dipsy cakes

pittsburgh slang

adj. being ripped retarded stupid high. smoking the most pungent delicious piece of heaven that has ever been placed here by God. we're talking about marijuana for all you peasants that haven't taken 101 yet

it is probably gorgeous outside and you're bed-ridden thinking the neighbors are out to get you as just then the pizza man delivers the food you forgot you ordered.

realizing basic functions are more challenging than usual, e.g., "I am too high for video games."

Rory: Do you want to go to the museum?!
Amanda: No, sorry babe I'm too dipsy cakes to go out today.

(video game party chat)
Chad: Yo! bro namath you're blowing on the sticks tonight.. whats going on with you?
Blake: Duder! i really don't know; i'm to high for video games.. this dank i smoked earlier got me soo dispy cakes i cant move my thumbs...

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