Grouch

The act of getting hit in the nuts really really hard. Usually only used when the hit is hard enough to incapacitate the person for more than a minute.

Can also be shouted when someone gets hit in the balls hard in an embarrassing or stupid incident.

"Oh man, when my brother fell off the bike seat the crossbar of the bike grouched him. He might have to go to the doctor."

Tim *to hot chick*: Hey baby, are those things real?
Hot chick kicks Tim in the nuts hard.
Tim *lying on ground holding balls*: UGHHHAUUUGH
Tim's friend: GROUCH!

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