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-noun: a classy woman who is considered to be untouchable & flawless. That woman who seems too good to be true. Gorgeous & beautiful, both inside & out. Sheâs the one a lucky man would take home, not to sleep with, but rather to meet his parents. The forbidden fruit for asymptotes. She does not & will not date just anyone, much less submit to any sexual favors. Antonym for nugget.
The caviar makes all men break their necks, at least twice.
Nuggets tremble at the sight of a caviar. They know they are no match for her.
Asymptotic dude: I think that caviar is just too perfect for me. Even if I decide to go back to college, earn a degree & end up rich, she will still never get with me.
Lucky dude: Thatâs the caviar I want my family to meet.
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-noun: a guy/girl that has a crush on someone and shows it but never does anything about it, just keeps his/her distance.
That guy is an asymptote because he likes me yet never intends to ask me on a date.
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-noun: a male Nacho Cheese, but to the infinity power.
Girl 1: Hmmmm, that is one yummy-looking macho cheese!
Girl 2: He sure does taste good! Too bad he mine & NACHO cheese!
Naughty old lady: Iâd tap that macho cheese!
Dominican girl 1: Vieja, pero ese jevo tuyo ta durisimo!
Dominican girl 2: Oh loka, pero ven aca! Y tu no ta viendo que ese es mi macho cheese? Osea, obvio que el tipo es un pinpoyo!
Dominican girl 1: Mierquina vieja... Ojala yo con un papi chulo asi como el!
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-noun: a man/woman that is unanimously considered sexy, but that is off-limits for whatever reason. The forbidden fruit.
Girl 1: That dude is mad hot, girl!
Girl 2: Yea, my baby is nacho cheese!
Dude 1: Everybody wants a piece of my nacho cheese of a supermodel!
Dude 2: (To himself) I wish I had your cheeseâ¦
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-verb: hurting someone's feelings (usually unintentionally).
I don't want to poke them but they are getting on my nerves.
He was poking me by giving me dirty looks.
What you said about my friend really pokes.
My professor poked me by not giving me an A on that final.
She poked my heart with her negative words.
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-noun: a low-class woman who has no self-respect, & is considered easy, slutty, dirty, ugly, etc. Synonym for chicken head.
Men nowadays like to go for a chicken nugget, rather than for some exquisite caviar.
That sophomore acts like she's a virgin, but she's a nugget on the low.
Homegirl is so ugly, she ain't got no choice but to be a nugget.
Dominican girl: Diantre loka, pero esa chamaquita es una maldita cuero!
Puerto Rican girl: Que si que nena, hasta le dicen nugget a esa bellaca!
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