she was ready to fuck, but he couldonly manage a jelly roll.
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a.k.a. fist fuck.
1) To insert a fist into a bodily orfice in a sexual manner.
2) to beat the crap out of using your fists.
1) She was a freak for large objects,so Petie gave her some fistular intercourse.
2)When John puked on her shoes, Wanda performed fistular intercourse upon his nasal passages.
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a soupy shit resembling thanksgiving turkey gravy.
after 62 burritos, ziggy had a bad case of turkey gravy.
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when you pull the foreskin down below the head of the penis
before i could blow him, i gave him a turtle neck.
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i went to the doctor's and he played hide the pinkie.
My girl friend played hide the pinkie and i blew my cork.
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