Bessies to Be

A phrase used for a friendly relationship between you and another person which has not yet begun. Usually used if you particularly want to become best friends with this person.

Person 1: "Awh, Jake seems like such a good guy!"

Person 2: "He really is!"

Person 1: "Me and Jake are definatley Bessies to Be."

Googanosed

A word for the hyperchondriacs out there, who have ever tried to self diagnose themselves on google. Because going to the doctor's is just too much hassle...

"I thought I had appendicitis last night"
"Oh my god, really?!"
"It's ok though, I googanosed my symptons and turns out it was just wind."