Sad Chins

The direct opposite or antonym of cool beans (refers to a sad face with multiple parentheses following).

Person 1: “Dude, my SO broke up with me this morning.”
Person 2: “Sad chins, dude.”
Person 1: “I know :(((((((“

friad

A coward, esp. regarding showing emotions or care

He was largely considered a friad amongst his peers, the kind of guy who wouldn't hug his bro's because it would make him look "soft."