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An idiot when it comes to understanding Yiddish.
Mark (raising his wine glass to Bev): Lâchaim!
Ron: If you ever swear at my wife again like that, Iâll hurt you.
Mark: It means, âTo lifeâ, as a cheers, you yiddishiot.
A summertime snow-day; a holiday from work or school due to a hurricane.
Sunday Funday ensues! drafternoon at my place because Monday is a Hollicane!
Office members who wait for a meeting, luncheon, etc, to end so they can swarm the leftover food.
Anneâs desk is in prime seating for being an office vulture. She initiates an email to our alias when the luncheon is over and we snag all of the three hour old leftover pizza.
One who does not know how to make s'mores properly.
Aaron started waving his marshmallow stick to get the flame to go out. The marshmallow flung off and the flaming pile of sticky landed on Cheryl's leg. What a s'moron.
Someone old enough to recall using a rotary phone.
The first time I called a girl was on a rotary phone. Back then you couldn't screen calls.
Grandpa, you're a rotary bone.
The tolerance you have for your bros.
Man he hit my car, stole my girl, and lit a fart in my room. But we go back since elementary school so we're still friends. High level of brolerance.
Also, most groomsmen have a high level of brolerance as girlfriends can be bridezillas.
Sweating out a hangover by cardiovascular activity. Can be forced through organized sports, or can be casual such as being the smelly guy on the elliptical.
Last night I downed too much tequila; but I'll rise and grind so I can start all over again and drafternoon. Hair of the jog.