big ben

Nickname for Ben Roethlisberger of the Pittsburgh Steelers. Is said to be one of the most talented quarterbacks in football. He isn't a pretty boy like Manning or Brady. He drinks, drives a motorcycle, and can take hits. He replaced Maddox and lead the Steelers to a 15 - 1 record his first season. The second year he lead the Steelers to winning Superbowl XL. He is the youngest quarterback ever to do so. Recovering from a motorcycle accident, he is overcoming his injuries to show the NFL that the Steelers want Superbowl rings for both hands.

"Big Ben threw another TD."
"What else is new?"

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ball job

When a girl/guy sucks just a mans balls instead of his shaft. Usually disappointment occurs when a man finds out that the supposed blow-job is just going to be a ball-job.

"Dude, so what did you guys end up doing last night?"
"Well we messed around a little"
"So she suck you off?"
"Kind of. She gave me a ball job."
"What the hell is that?"

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