Mindfit

When your brain spontaneously conjures a scarring scenario, usually involving you or loved ones dying horrible deaths.

Brain: What if a bear burst into your house and ate your mother and your dog
"SHUT UP BRAIN I DON'T NEED A MINDFIT RIGHT NOW"

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tree horny

conscious of the environment, attracted to plants.

The flowers were watered by those tree horny charity workers.

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