alternative school

a school that they basically put you in if your a foster kid, been takin off your meds, or if your on probation. (im in it)

jim: hey man, how come i dont see you in school anymore?

Jake: iv'e, ahhh... been sick..?

Jim: your in alternative school, arent you?

Jake: yeah...yeah, i am :/

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humbug

A humbug is a very rare insect that crawls up your butt when you sleep, and starts humming songs

Jake: you hear that noise?
Jim: yeah its just my humbug, no wirries bro

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