persian fob

Fresh off the boat aka a persian who is lost im America and still takls persian and has an accent on their English words like saying deh instead of THE the geeger a persian is the more fob they are. Some1 with a lot of antiques. if you can house a pound of pesteh and tokhmeh in an hour..fob. if you or your dad have huge takhtenar competitions and they all crowd around and yell at eachother when they make a bad move, or make a move FOR them. those people who come up to u kiss you on both cheeks and tell you how much you've grown are fobs. somebody who cant go an english sentence without putting a persian word in the mix. somebody who has noon-o-paneer every morning on their way to eschool and their kolfat knows what all that means. some1 who has too much pride to shave their mustache (boys and girls) and wax ther arms (girls). Some1 who talks about how good of ghormeh sabzee they had last nite. some1 who calls their grandparents baba joon, or maman jun. if ur name is parviz, jamshid, jahansha, amir, moshgan, moshdeh, mahasti, faramarz, kambiz, faranaz, or anything that makes an amricay laugh ur a guarenteed fob.

lunch:
amricay- what the fuck is that?
persian- its uhhh this stew (khoresht)
amricay- it smells like shit u fuckin persian fob

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