Financial Incontinence

1. A propensity to piss money away

2. lacking in financial moderation or self-control

3. unable to retain or manage ones finances

4. Financial Incontinence is the primary symptom of Pecuniary Tract Disorder (PTD)

Q: Why am I always broke?
A: Because you’re financially incontinent.

Americas is 14 Trillion dollar debt due to epic financial incontinence

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Pecuniary Tract Disorder

1. A pre-sexually transmitted disease which causes Financial Incontinence in males during the courting process.

2.To piss money away, in an attempt to get laid.

Symptoms usually subside once the target has made her intentions known one way or the other, although PTD can persist into long term relationships, usually resulting in bankruptcy.

Fred: How did your date go last night, did you get any?

John: Nothing! And I spent a heap of cash trying to impress her!

Fred: Ha-ha, the only thing anyone ever gets from her is a case or Pecuniary Tract Disorder.

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