OuiOui

OuiOui is a plush made by ItemLabel. You can find them on ItemLabel.com! OuiOui's come in a variety of color variations and squeak when you press them. OuiOui's are the baby form of Peepy's, however unlike Peepy's, OuiOui's are cute and unaware of crime and suffering. They simply wish to eat yummy peanuts and sleep.

OuiOui's come in a blindbag where you can get a variety of colors! Colors from series one include: Cow, Stinker, Lemon, Sunny Day, and the rarest: Gold! Colors from series two include: Bee Oui, Fertilizer, Strawberry, Tomato, *Purple Fuzz, and the rarest: Silver! There also is a secret rare. At this time, there is no series three.
(*Purple Fuzz also has unique fur rather than just a color variation. It is fluffy!)

OuiOui's are small, soft, and innocent. They deserve a loving home. They enjoy typical child activities such as coloring and playing with each other. Make sure you're OuiOui grows up with a good influence- you wouldn't want it commiting crimes when it's older. . . right?

Kitty and Kat are having a conversation about their pet OuiOui's.

Kitty: "How are your OuiOui's doing?"
Kat: "They're doing good! Though OuiOui was playing with Moley yesterday and got really muddy and gross- and you know how he hates baths. He was squealing the whole time!"
Kitty: "Aw, poor little OuiOui! You gave him lots of peanuts afterwards, right?"
Kat: "Of course! OuiOui sure loves his peanuts."

Moley

Moley is a plush sold by itemlabel.com. He is round, usually blue in color, small stubby arms, and a yellow beak and star shaped antennae. His eyes are always closed, and he always looks a bit sleepy– but don't be fooled! He is in a constant state of distress! Every second above the soil he is in excruciating pain, his eyes pleading for you to bury him. Bury him! Bury him, RIGHT NOW!

Moley comes in 3 different color variations, simply named 'Moley, 'Moley B' and 'Moley C'.
Moley is blue with a yellow beak and yellow star antennae.
Moley B is purple and incredibly fluffy! His beak is light blue, and his star antennae is yellow.
Moley C looks a bit like an orange. His fur is normal length, unlike Moley B. He is primarily orange with a yellow beak and green star antennae,
No matter which Moley you get, it will always be adorable! Just make sure to bury him- QUICK!

Jam and Toast are discussing Jam's recently purchased Moley.

Toast: "So, how's Moley doing? Have you buried him yet?"
Jam: "Bury him?! You want me to kill him?!? What is wrong with you?"
Toast: gasp "Don't you know? Every second above soil for Moley is pain! Quick, bury him as soon as you can!"
Jam: "What?"
Toast: "BURY HIM! HE IS IN PAIN!"
Jam: "OKAY! GOT IT!"

Luckily, Jam buried his Moley before it had experienced TOO much pain.

Be careful, bury your Moley!

Early 2000's shows

Pretty much either golden for nostalgia, or downright stupid. You would get home from school or whatever and watch some show on your huge TV. Not the flat, tall ones, the ones that have pretty small screens and a back wider than your pp will ever be.

Person 1: "Did you watch that one show on TV when you were a kid?"
Person 2: "No, but I watched this one."
Person 1: "Oh, that one awful show that god abandoned as soon as he saw the concept?"
Person 2: "Yeah. Man, early 2000's shows really could suck."

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