photoflopping

When one enters photoshop with enough hubris and optimism to try and produce something, only to find after hours of failed attempts that they have got nowhere.

Pat: "Hey, Liam! It's been bad times today! I've been photoflopping hard for 5 hours and now all I wanna do is bury my head in whiskey"

Liam: "Take it easy Pat! Photoflopping is part of life, lets drink some Tyskie, go on a rampage and forget about it!"

Bimbo Gribbler

This is the name of a man who hires a prostitute, only in order to cry into her breasts whilst telling her about all his life's problems.

I reckon that guy Dave comes off as a bit of a bimbo gribbler... Dont you think??