Special Constable

A citizen empowered by the law to keep the Queen's peace.

To protect and serve those who are in need and to bring to justice those scrotes and undesirables who think its big and hard to break the law.

Scrote assaults an old age pensioner in order to steal the contents of her purse. A grand total of £12.46.

The pensioner is admitted to hospital with serious head injuries as the scrote used a lump of wood to beat her about the head. She later dies of her injuries and it is now a murder inquiry. These sickening thugs will get brought to justice. But what is left for the frail old lady who is now dead, and what do her family go through?

Scrotes need to be caught - and will be caught. They will be caught by Police officers - some of them Special Constables!!!!

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Distortion

An effect used it many rock songs (Think Nirvana) that makes a guitar sound loud, gritty, and much more 'heavy hitting'

In 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' the opening riff is played clean twice then distortion kicks in.

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Fo shizzle mah nizzle

Slang for 'For Real My Nigga'

You is fo shizzle mah nizzle wizzle

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slappy dave

The slappy dave is when you cum on a chicks forehead or eye socket then slap your dick in it and make a splishy splashy sound in the pool of cum.

She is so hot, I would love to go the slappy dave on her.

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hypertess

Holds a number of key meanings the most common being:
1.A form of illness in general covering a wide range of ailments
2.A word used for expressing surprise and shock

1.Can't come out tonight i feel a bit of hypertess coming on
2.Holy hypertess!, i've just won the lottery

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Sifage

Originates from a guy named Paul late at night while playing SC with orangedude. The term means an AS IF x 100000!

paul: u play like a girl
orangedude: sif,your a noob
paul: SIFAGE, your a noob

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CNS

High school in the General Cicero-North Syracuse area. Rival of Liverpool High School, this being one of the biggest rivalries in New York State. And is the biggest school district around (North Syracuse Central School District).

At ANY athletic games against L. Pool, we kick their ass and yell "Drain The Pool!" And we do, drain the pool.

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