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Paula Deen

Hey Y'all! Paula here wishing you best dishes from mah kitchen duh'yers. Dudnit sound luuhhhhhhhvley? Paula can commonly be found in her kitchen where she is waiting to persuade her family into having heart attacks. Paula loves making bacon burgers with doughnots instead of buns. She also loves budder. Lots and lots o' budder. When you hear any vocabulary like "Duh'Yers, Y'all, and Dudnit" assume that Paula is near. She enjoys making one of a kind exotic faces when shes having a mild stroke, due to her fried foods. Her favorite son will sure be around when she makes her best dishes. The other son is yet to be seen. Paula's other show "Paula's Party" is just her talking about her "wide figure" to a group of redneck audience.

Paula Deen's recipe for fried budder balls killed my uncle!!!!

by paulasparty123 August 8, 2009

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