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Missionary sex between two rich 40 year old white people, with one thrust per minute for an average of 90 seconds
Miriamâs Botoxed face barely registered feeling as she contemplated her life choices in the 60 seconds between Queen Village Thrusts from Harold the banker.
A friendship between millenials that is strengthened by a love of bailing on plans.
"You still down for yoga tonight?"
"Nah, sorry, I gotta bail."
"Awesome, I was gonna bail too! I'm glad we have such a strong millenial bail bond."
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The metal ring you put around your penis after drinking a copious amount of gallo
Yo Cousin Pat, Iâve never seen you without your Guatemalan Grommet