m-unit

the only mother fuckers who can smoke: WHENEVER, WHEREEVER, WHATEVER, WITH WHOEVER, HOWEVER THEY MOTHER FUCKING WANT TOO

"with the m-unit it's always 5 puffs and a pass"

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quackese

The language of an actively using addict

'The landlord made a mistake, I did pay the rent' (rent money spent on drugs)

fineapple

Joshie the hawaiian, or foshie the fawaiian

Me: Yo fineapples
Josh: Yo
Me: Haha oh noes, I was yo'd!

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Beef Rocket

A penis.

"Did you nail her?" "Did i not, she so sat on my beef rocket!" "Ha ha, cheap whore!"

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unthug that

Giving a thug something back to him.

Paulie turns round and clocked Mohammed, then says "Unthug that dick licker!" then kisses his knuckles with pleasure.

turtle dick

your dick is so cold and gets so small it appears that it goes inside of you, thus resembleing a turtle as it would go inside its shell

(past tense) yesterday, I got a wicked case of turtle dick

(present tense) today, I got a wicked case of turtle dick

(future tense) I hope i don't get turtle dick tomorow

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theboi

the boyfriend; someone's lover.

Last night I went out with theboi, we had a nice dinner.

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