luca salama

a guy who is rather fat and chubby and is usually putting on the pounds. He is not the most skillfull lad which is why he will never get a girlfriend in his career. his family left him 2 years ago because they realised he was not going to get anywhere. he is often very cringy and is as slow as a constipated tortoise.

person 1: who is that slow guy trying to do the 100 metres
person 2: its luca salama the spazy tortoise
person 3: he is so slow he didn't even get over the start line