Shmut Lip

When you wipe your gooch with your finger then you immediately swipe your friends upper lip.

“Did you hear that I gave Johnny the old Shmut Lip?” “Yeah he said his upper lip smelled like spoiled cabbage for a week straight”

War Zone

A war zone is an area where heavy conflict ravages the land.

"Hey Pauly, what are you doing on Twitter?"

"Cover me, i'm entering the 'War Zone."

Pauly

One of the most sincere Italians that you'll meet. Very witty, outgoing and Corky.

A Pauly is a genuine person that you should most likely always trust. A Pauly tends to hang out with African Americans more because a Pauly is the only White guy that can dance and fit in.

"Ay, who are those ladies gathered around?"
"Shit, it's just a Pauly doin' his thang"

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Penny Snatcher

Someone who only hangs out with you because they see you buying shots for everyone at the bar, so hell it must be their birthday too!

"Hey Pauly, you got the shots?"

"Yeah sure, ya fuckin' Penny Snatcher"