A small high school in La Pine, Oregon. Basically everyone is related to someone so thereâs most likely incest happening in the town. The cliques are like what you see in cheesy 80s movies. You have the nerdiest nerds, popular kids, weird emos, the âbest athletesâ etc. The hicks think itâs cool to post pictures of confederate flags and proceed to get mad when people call them out for being racist. Sports are the only thing people care about in this school and the sports arenât even that good. If you donât do a sport, youâre worthless to the teachers. Thereâs tons of âNikolas Cruzâ types of kids and expels for threats left and right. Juuling in the bathrooms are considered a religion and if you donât do it, youâre apparently lame. Most of the boys are fuckbois and only care about getting it with the hoes. The bathroom constantly smell like a mixture of vape and shit. Almost every boy drives a truck because they think they look âmysteriousâ and they wear cowboy boots. Pretty much everyone are idiots. The staff think theyâre funny and quirky when they put on these stupid little dancing skits or whatever. Almost every guy has a girlfriend but she goes to a different school so you donât know her. The rest of the guys without girlfriend are gay. Everyone is fake and toxic in some way but you canât change friend groups since your friends have been the same since 2nd grade. In conclusion, LPHS is an interesting school in both a good and b a d way.
âI go to La Pine High School.â
âOh God Iâm so sorry. How many hicks want to fight you for no reason everyday?â
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