grexting

Grocery-related texting, usually between long-term-committed couples; sometimes replaces or supersedes sexting in a relationship. May contain inside jokes, produce-related innuendo and/or #metaphorsforlife.

e.g.

- I'm at the farmers market. Want anything?

- How are the melons?

- Fresh and juicy. Same with the peaches. Do we have any courgettes at home?
- Yep. Very firm.

- I see some nice-sized pickles here.

- Leave the pickles. Bring your melons and peaches and hurry home.

- I'm coming!!!

She was late picking up the kids due to grexting with her husband.

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