Fart Dildo

Poop.

Bro, your fart dildo clogged the toilet again.

Jeff, so sending me pictures of your morning fart dildo.

HSDR

Headline Sucked, Didn't Read.

In a virtual world of fake news and click bait, it's a good way to summarize your sentiment about the article without reading it.

"He’s black, a practicing Muslim, and supported Bernie Sanders."

Mmmmmmmm identity politics! I'm sure Keith Ellison loves being known for his color, religion, and who he supported. He sounds so accomplished and qualified! HSDR. (Headline sucked, didn't read).