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When you call someone on their obvious bullshit by using Google.
Old man Bill just told me that he could not be at work Friday , due to a "religious holiday". I wonder how much bullshit he used to get away with before the internet. I troogled him, on his bullshit , so we will be seeing him early on Friday.
The potential age of your offspring if your first sexual encounter would have produced a child. This is an important metric for the older man on the prowl looking to hook up younger women.
It is best to avoiding coupling with women under kidage.
This sidesteps the potential awkward conversation when you find out why the girl you just slept with, looks a lot like the girl you smashed on spring break 21 years ago. (Hint: She's your daughter)
Bill : This club is full of hot chicks.
Mike : Dude, did you see the giant X's on all there hands, there is not a chick in here that is not under your kidage.
Friend: I used to think Bob was a total tool since he was a virgin until he was 29, His kidage is illegal in most states.
Cock sucking mother fucking ass hole
Facebook banned me for calling my friend a bitch. Yet this thieving CSMFAH I've reported several times is STILL scamming people out of money right and left on used car parts.