Bike Pig

#1)Police officer on a bicycle.

Man I was riding my bike downtown when this Bike Pig came and said" Pull over sir !". "I was like fuck are you serious ! Fucking Bike Pig what a joke!"

Clamdiver

-to perform oral sex on a women in a bathtub after she has shaved her vagina

1) Man I got the hots for this girl Julie at work, but she is a real clamdiver!

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