Ramenflation

The declining purchasing power of the US Dollar as evidenced by the ever-increasing price of once cheap ramen noodles.

Dennis: "I can't believe a package of Oriental Top Ramen is over 40 cents now!"

Ron: "Yep, thanks to the Federal Reserve's non-stop creation of 'money' and the US Government funding endless war with endless debt, we're seeing some serious ramenflation."

Chemtrail Cough

That nagging cough you get that never gets too bad but also never goes away despite being perfectly healthy otherwise, taking tons of vitamins and trying all your natural home-remedies. A direct result of breathing chemicals (barium and aluminum) sprayed into the atmosphere by the government.

"Dang, I've been drinking tons of tea and using my neti pot but I still can't shake this chemtrail cough, must be from that grid they sprayed last week."

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Hipster Conspiracy Theorist

Someone who arrives at a conspiracy theory before it's cool or well known-- i.e. before it's posted on Infowars or Reddit.

Ron: "I thought Building 7 was suspicious before Loose Change was even released."

Stefan: "You're such a smart hipster conspiracy theorist."

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