hedge pest

Somebody who lurks around (usually in the office, school, playground etc) spying on female staff / small children, only surfacing to harass said victims with a disgusting sense of "slickness".

Hedge pests are usually older and very unattractive, often sporting a mustache, missing teeth, scraggly hair, and a pot belly.

Hedge pests are often the target of sexual harassment claims, and would account for a large percentage of all those charged with possessing child pornorgraphy

"Did you see Phil stroking the back of that hot chick on reception?

Yeah, what a filthy hedge pest"

"Look at that dirty old man spying from the hedges just beyond the playground!

Quick, call the police!"

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