taco bell shits

A shit so powerful and ass exploding
Hot lava from your ass
Don't eat Taco Bell unless you want to face the pain

Eric: Why are you taking so long in the bathroom?
Alexis: I'm having Taco Bell shits

Eric: Ohhhhh.....(understands)

milf

mother. I'd. Like. To. Fuck
MILF.
She is the moment, she is an icon, she is the future, nobody can stop her.

Melany: Who's that?
Yeri: milf.

girls who eat the rich

EAT THE RICH
EAT THE RICH
EAT THE RICH
EAT THE RICH

EAT THE RICH
EAT THE RICH
EAT THE RICH
EAT THE RICH
EAT THE RICH
EAT THE RICH

EAT THE RICH
EAT THE RICH
EAT THE RICH
girls eat the rich.

Fred: WHAT IS GOING ON MY DAD WAS JUST EATEN?
Alyssa: Was he rich?
Fred: Yes?....
Alyssa: Opps sucks for him i guess he was caught
Fred: By who?
Alyssa: girls who eat the rich

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Celery

A vegetable so atrocious and disgusting

Don't eat celery it makes your breath smell gross af

Emilia: WTF is that smell
Craig: Oh...I just ate celery

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Cocaine

Don't do it
Dont do it
Dont do it
Its bad for you, it hurts your brain
You might become a crackhead
But if do happen to do it..............................................invite me

Melvin: TF is Jerry on?
Jarvis: Cocaine
Jerry: !@#$%??&*?%$@###$%?&***&?%$##**&&?%$$#@@#$%??

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fat rip

When you rip on a bike, bong, or cigarette. A fat rip is when you go ape shit on what ever your doing. If you were to fat rip on a bong, you would inhale deeply and fat rip.
A fat rip can also be the action of shitting ones pants, or farting.

Kyle: Do it bitch!
Kayla: Geez that was a fat rip mike
Mike:..............................................(in another dimension)

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for one day, one day, i was really really really really sad

A popular song lyrical by Dixie D'amelio. You can tell by the 4 sad's in one line that she is very upset.

Heidi: Are you okay Dixie?
Dixie: for one day, one day, i was really really really really sad
Heidi: ...............okay Dix.

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