Laggy Band

English North-Eastern slang for a rubber band

A: I cannae keep this ziploc on me bong
B: Use a laggy band then ya daft twat

Pazza

North Eastern slang meaning to be paranoid.

Lad: Mate bobbies rolled past when I had an 8th on us
Lad 2: Christ man ya must of been proper pazza like

Geez

Similar to "giz" - refers to how some accents in the UK pronounce the word "give"

1: Giz that lad
2. Here geez us that