Michael

Like God.The best at everything, but most of all the best name you can lookup on Urban Dictionary and paste on your facebook.

Go to urbandictionary.com and look up your first name. Copy this in your status and post what Urban Dictionary says about your name in the first comment. Michael is the best.

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condition zebra

to fill (close) all 3 holes on a female at once (navy people will know what this means)

this thot wanted to do me and my 2 buddies at once so we set condition zebra on her

youtube and chill

When you don't have time to watch an entire movie / show and its gotta be a quickie...

"Hey Babe want to Netflix and chill...can't i got to leave for work in 20 minutes...let's youtube and chill then"