Coochie Lipertue

When you have two coochie lips hanging out when you don't wear underwear to bed

Pronounced: "Coochie Lip or Two"

Roommate 1: "I am going to bed with no underwear on tonight"
Roommate 2: "...Damn, I am gonna to see a coochie lipertue in the morning!"

DNS

Dry Nipple Syndrome

person one: "awe man! My DNS is flaring up again"
person two: "sorry about your dry nipples, man"

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