Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift is a 24 year old Singer who writes a lot of breakup songs (to most people that is). However, she has written more non-breakup songs than breakup songs.

Examples of non-breakup songs: Ronan, Mean, Safe and Sound, Eyes Open, Long Live, 22, Stay Beautiful, Innocent, The Lucky One, Lucky You, Never Grow Up, Sweeter Than Fiction ect.

Examples of breakup songs: We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together, Picture To Burn, Better Than Revenge, Sad Beautiful Tragic ect.

Examples of non-breakup love songs: Sparks Fly, Love Story, You Belong With Me, Ours, Our Song, Mary's Song(Oh My My), Jump Then Fall, Starlight, Enchanted ect.

Taylor Swift I sweet celebrity who comments on her fans pages. She has recently given dating advice and stuff like that to two girls. She loves having little "Single Girls" parties with her Best Friends.

Taylor Swift stops in the street to give autographs to fans and take pictures with them. She once bought pizza for her fans who were crowding this street waiting for her.

Taylor has not dated a guy for a bit more than two years now.

Person: Oh my God, all the songs that Taylor Swift writes are breakup songs. She's such a whore for dating so many guys that I can't even count them using my fingers and toes.
Swiftie: Aww, sweetie, you must be missing thirteen fingers and toes in total because Taylor only dated 7 guys and she has written a lot more song that aren't breakup songs to breakup songs.
Person: ...Sorry...

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