otting

An activity engaged in by otters involving being on your back while breaking something on your chest.

The cleveland steamer was nasty but that was nothing compared to the otting afterwards.

She was so fat she was otting nicely in the pool

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TUBER

Medical Abbreviation: Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination Rquired. As seen on doctors' charts whenever a hot patient checks in.

"I wonder why the doctor wrote tuber on my medical report when I went to have my yeast infection treated?"

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