resorb

to absorb a fetus while still a fetus after the second fetus has devolved from the first fetus, thereby giving the the first fetus after he has become an adult male, the strength of both a grown man and baby together.

"When my mother was pregnant with me they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had 'resorbed' the other fetus. Do I regret this? No. I believe his tissues made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby." - Rainn Wilson as Dwight Schrute on NBC's The Office, "Grief Counseling Episode, Season 3

butt cold

Usually, your mom's fingers and feet get cold first and her butt, because it's so damn big, is the last thing to get cold. So if her butt is cold then everthing else is too, which means it can't get much colder.

A: It's butt cold today.

B: Yes, but your butt is smokin' hot.

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beddie

A person who is really into bed culture, someone who spends a lot of time in and around the bed, they may wear sleepwear often and may or may not be sexually attracted to their bed, dolls, etc. or personalities in their dreams. A beddie.

Early to bed and late to rise, makes a beddie happy.