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A person whom most people would generally regard as a piece of shit due to their behavior and or demeanor who has some how wormed their way in to an elevated position,
that they have no business being in. Similar to a turd that refuses to be flushed.
"My teacher is such an authoritarian up-shit, how has she not been fired yet? "
"Those cops are a bunch of up-shits"
"The bulk of middle management at my company are up-shits who have been promoted to the point of incompetence, it's absurd "
People who engage in romantic, flirtatious or provocative conversation solely through the use of text messaging
Person 1 asks : "Have you met your ecrush yet?"
Person 2: "No, I think she might be a homotextual"
People who lose or lack genuine sexual prowess during face to face interaction but are quite skilled at online flirtation and sexting.
So I noticed that he/she spent the night , did you have a good time?
"Not at all! He/she was such a homotextual I just pretended to fall asleep"
Alternatively : after a prolonged homotextual courtship strictly limited to online interaction , Jeffrey was driven completely mad and took to fucking fresh and ready rotisserie chickens he had stapled photos of his crush to. It came to a tragic end one day when his passions prevented him from waiting until he had even left the grocery store. I hear he's on a list now.