S.M.G.

Sweet¹. Mother. of God² .

Am expletive of admiration and awe, expressing a near-reverence for something of incredible and profound beauty.

1- Definition of ‘sweet’ by tlc: “Adj. An intensive used to express...“
2- Or whatever higher ‘power’ you ascribe to (yes, even if it's yourself or your cat).

Bob (to Chad): ...so the best way to explain it, you have the top number of apples, and take-away the bottom nu... (upon seeing a f#c%ing amazingly sculpted babe in a floss-bikini ) Sweet. Mother. Of God.
Chad: (grunts in agreement) S.M.G.

Pork Crackling

Pork rinds, pork crisps: the fried skin of a pig. usually British

Pork crackling is best when served fresh cooked!

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TMHBLMAO

Throw my head back and laugh my ass off

Musk (reads 'Demand Letter' from his stb employees)
Musk (logs onto Twitter, replies): TMHBLMAO

lawnsprinkler

A female reclines on her back, pulls aside her shorts/skirt & panties, spreads lips and waters the lawn (urinates) sending a stream of pee over a distance.

While at the park, Michelle couldn’t make it to the facilities so she just sat & did a lawnsprinkler.

Heather and Diane had a contest to see who could do the longest lawnsprinkler.

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bumper sticker activism

As said by the Rockman in “The Point”; “A Point in every direction is the same as No Point at all”

Doris: look at all those bumper stickers!
Dad: we all know what that says about bumper sticker activism!

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