Beefside

If something is not uniform with the current trend of acceptability it can be considered "Beefside"

"Man, dat der SHIT be BEEFSIDE"

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Bean Bag

A state of catatonic pleasure often caused buy an intense period of sitting around doing fuck all, drinking Special brew. Shamians have trained for years to reach such a state, but "bean bag" is often aquired by homeless people in glasgow at least 16 times a day, untill they collapse

*A Hobo reaches "bean Bag" for the 7th time in one day*
Hobo 1"hooooo fuckin noooo way this is like a sack of dead unwanted kittens, but better cos theres no cats involved"
Hobo 2"indeed"
Hobo 1"yes, indeed"

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ba-donka-donk

The sound my balls make as they slam together, mid-flight

"ba-donka-donk"
"what was that?"
"my balls slamming together, mid-flight"
"ohhhh right, cool"
"totally"

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Scuttlebutt

One who entertains the sport of "Buttock-scuttling"

"Man I was down the Flatulence emporium the other day, when I was roughly accosted by an octet of heavy set "Buttock-scuttlers". Why, Thank god I have my over sized novelty consumption pacification extender or things might have got quite obtuse I can tell you!" - Franky the Hyper-laxative Extreme Scuttlebutt Spokesman

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Knives

Something that is quiet often sticking out of "some cunts face"......weather or not that "cunt" is you.......who knows...

Knives cause pain.............wwwwwWWHHHHHOOOOOOHHHHOOOOooooo!

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happiness

happiness is kind of like collapsing on the floor in a tidal wave of your own boiling hot diarrhea, at the same time, getting slapped lightly across the bell-end with an electrified sledge-hammer to the tune of "let the bodys hit the floor" by drowning pool.........

"I'd be happy if I wasn't retarded" - A Retard

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