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The sound my balls make as they slam together, mid-flight
"ba-donka-donk"
"what was that?"
"my balls slamming together, mid-flight"
"ohhhh right, cool"
"totally"
One who entertains the sport of "Buttock-scuttling"
"Man I was down the Flatulence emporium the other day, when I was roughly accosted by an octet of heavy set "Buttock-scuttlers". Why, Thank god I have my over sized novelty consumption pacification extender or things might have got quite obtuse I can tell you!" - Franky the Hyper-laxative Extreme Scuttlebutt Spokesman
Something that is quiet often sticking out of "some cunts face"......weather or not that "cunt" is you.......who knows...
Knives cause pain.............wwwwwWWHHHHHOOOOOOHHHHOOOOooooo!
If something is not uniform with the current trend of acceptability it can be considered "Beefside"
"Man, dat der SHIT be BEEFSIDE"
A state of catatonic pleasure often caused buy an intense period of sitting around doing fuck all, drinking Special brew. Shamians have trained for years to reach such a state, but "bean bag" is often aquired by homeless people in glasgow at least 16 times a day, untill they collapse
*A Hobo reaches "bean Bag" for the 7th time in one day*
Hobo 1"hooooo fuckin noooo way this is like a sack of dead unwanted kittens, but better cos theres no cats involved"
Hobo 2"indeed"
Hobo 1"yes, indeed"
happiness is kind of like collapsing on the floor in a tidal wave of your own boiling hot diarrhea, at the same time, getting slapped lightly across the bell-end with an electrified sledge-hammer to the tune of "let the bodys hit the floor" by drowning pool.........
"I'd be happy if I wasn't retarded" - A Retard