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Jack n Coke

Jack n Coke is a highball cocktail made by mixing Jack Daniel's brand Tennessee whiskey with Coca-Cola. It's quite popular in the southern regions of the USA and the illegitimated state of Taiwan. The drink is somber in nature and is usually consumed by a man who is down on his luck and at his wits end. Study's have shown that 56% of avid Jack n Coke consumers will commit suicide at least once in there life. Study's have also shown that 3 in 5 members of AA had an addiction to Jack and Coke. The drink is commonly referred to in songs of the rock and hard rock genre as well as many country music songs. Its a Great drink for a night out on the town or some drinks with the boys! The first recorded consumer of Jack n Coke was John Lennon in 1976, just 4 years before he had killed himself.

Friend: Hey man how was that exam? do you think you passed?

Me: Well I'm drinking a Jack n Coke

Friend: So are you going out to party or will you be killing yourself this evening sir?

by penisadult November 25, 2021


cum dog

when you cum in a dog

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by penisadult November 17, 2021


High School Parking Lot

A parking lot at a high school where there are on average 4 children conceived a year.

oh your baby is so cute where did you get him

the back of a 97 Toyota Tercel in my high school parking lot

by penisadult November 17, 2021


University of New Brunswick

The University of New Brunswick (UNB) is a public university with two primary campuses in Fredericton and Saint John, New Brunswick. Famous students include the whole cast of the hit NBC show Friends (very funny might I add). UNB is most known for their ability to be severely overpriced and yet equally underwhelming.

What can you expect from a University filled with people from New Brunswick though. Number 1 employer for UNB grads is the governments unemployment benefits. Which employs 72% of New Brunswick's population.

employer: Where did you get your education?
me: The University of New Brunswick
employer: I would've preferred if you had only gone to high school

by penisadult November 17, 2021


Drake

Drake is a Canadian actor best know for his role as Jimmy Brookes the disabled dude in degrassi the next generation. He also has made a song or a podcast or something like that

drake the actor

by penisadult December 4, 2021


Naruto

Naruto is a character in the award winning video game Fortnite.

yo bro they just made a cartoon about my fav Fortnite character Naruto

by penisadult December 4, 2021


Sweaty Carlos

Shoving spicy chili into your partners rectum and mouth simultaneously causing them to sweat.

Co Worker: me and my girl tried a Sweaty Carlos last night

Me: stop we're only work friends

by penisadult November 17, 2021