Squeating

walking around in public with no shoes on, yet still wearing socks.

#squeatsquad

"Man I sure do love squeating in public restrooms"

another one:
"He was walking around with just socks, dude was totally squeating at the doctor's office"

lil ballsack

Our lord and savior. The greatest rapper to ever rap. Such amazing lyrics as:

"Bitch, I'm spittin hot shit like a taco bell bathroom"
"I took my penis off with a fucking pair of pliers"
"I got a lot of nerve like a solarplexis"
"Pull up at the function with cigarettes up my anus"
"AAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEAEAEAEAEEE"
"Dick so shrunken had to piss out my ass" and
"Boobies"

Person 1: Dude, did you hear the new Lil Ballsack album, There Are Too Many Fucking Melons In My Fruit Bowl?

Person 2: It's the album of the year. Lil Ballsack is better than the Beatles.

blue pancake

a thing i ate one time

damn that blue pancake was good