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do it if you're bad

something you say to someone to egg them on to make them take a stupid, reckless or otherwise dangerous choice.

Horace: I'm thinking about shaving all my hair off.
Alistair: Do it if you're bad.

by penisshakes March 15, 2024


Do it if you're bad

A saying used to encourage someone to do something that is stupid, reckless or otherwise dangerous.

Matt: I'm going to fart in my teacher's face.
David: Do it if you're bad

by penisshakes March 17, 2024


Potcrastinating

When you don't want to do something so you get high instead.

"I am potcrastinating so much. I have two essays due but I just smoked a bowl and now I see sound."

by penisshakes May 27, 2020

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zesty

A male who is overly friendly, touchy and/or excitable with other men. It has connotations of homosexuality but does not necessarily automatically mean the subject is gay.

"Bro Dustin just gave me a back massage even though I didn't ask."

"That man is so zesty."

by penisshakes April 13, 2023


Urban Dictionary User

People who use urban dictionary for fun. Often has no life

You are a urban dictionary user.

by penisshakes June 29, 2015

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chronically online

if you use this phrase, you are (ironically) chronically online. means spending too much time on the internet in general

"i just had a full day of arguing in a furry's tiktok comment section about neopronoun discourse."
"bro, you are so chronically online."

by penisshakes April 17, 2023

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Main Character Syndrome

When someone thinks they are the main character of their life. Usually comes with a side of individuality complex, quirky style and a self centered point of view.

"I asked Jenny where the beer was and she said 'Just over the horizon, like my dreams.'"

"Yeah, that girl has a major case of Main Character Syndrome."

by penisshakes April 27, 2021

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