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A plump and raucous breed of turkey being hunted by a bloke called Mueller. Although inedible, the Trumpkey will be stuffed and mounted by November 2020, if not before. Preliminary roasting and tenderising has already started.
Hey look at that weird orange turkey trying to simultaneously tweet and run away! That must be a Trumpkey .
Australian slang for (?male) underwear enclosing the genitals and buttocks. Largely functional in use, rather than decorative. Possibly a merging of the words 'scummy' and 'undies'. To be seen in one's scungys by females is embarrassing. The word also encompasses swimming briefs, when worn under boxer-style swimwear.
Jus' gunna get inta my boardies mate. Keep an eye out for sheilas, ay? Wouldn' wanna get caught in m' scungys.
Jocks are useless out bush, mate. Save yer scungys fer civvys.
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A very small chance of success, often expressed as "You've got two chances, mate. Buckley's and none." Alternatively contracted to "You've got Buckley's."
Derived from the life of William Buckley, an English soldier convicted of theft circa 1803 and sentenced to transportation to Port Phillip, (present-day Melbourne, in Australia). Buckley escaped and set off for Sydney. He was adopted by the Walthaurung Aborigines and arrived in Sydney in 1835, 32 years later.
Hey Wozza ya reckon Kyles would go for me?
No fuckin' way, Bluey, she wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.
But I got the horn for her!
Put ya old feller away, dingbat. You've got Buckley's chance.
Any item of male bathing costume or underwear that encloses the wearer's genitalia in a manner that resembles the concealment of a budgerigar.
"Mate, I was shitting bricks. I think I need a clean pair of budgie smugglers."
The Prime Minister was relaxing on the beach in his budgie smugglers.
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A cause of death where the deceased is found on concrete. Can be prefaced as 'gravity assisted' when the deceased has apparently arrived vertically. Stephen King used the full expression 'gravity-assisted concrete poisoning' in his novel. The one about the hospital.
Having attempted flight and failing, the person succeeded in achieving terminal velocity shortly before succumbing to gravity-assisted concrete poisoning.
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A Cantonese slang term for a female sex-worker. Popularised by the 2002 Hong Kong film of the same name.
A: Hey, want to get some food? B: Not just now, I am powerfully aroused at the thought of a woman of my acquaintance . A: I am also aroused , at such a thought. Does this woman have a friend? B: Yes, she has several friends who will allow you to enter the Jade Gatewith your Heavenly Staff. A: Then lets get some Golden Chicken!
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