Dirty-Sleezy

A couple having sex with chocolate pudding and oreos in between them and on the genitals.

I bought lots of pudding and oreos for the Dirty-Sleezy I'm gonna have tonight.

Vacant Balls

A break up via text message, IM, MySpace, Facebook, etc. The person is lacking any balls to break up with their boyfriend/girlfriend in person.

Can be used in past tense as "Vacant Balls'd"

1. I just got vacant balls'd over MySpace.
2. I think he's gonna vacant balls her today.

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Paw Job

1. A handjob where you fiddle around with a man's penis like a dog scratching at the floor.

2. A dog playing with a penis.

3. Also known as a PJ or "Giving Paw"

1. When the couple wanted to try a new sex position, she gave him a paw job.

2. The dog jumped on the nude man and gave him a PJ.

3. My girlfriend gave me paw.

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Jack-Tard

A mix between a jackass and a retard. Mainly, it means someone who is really stupid and an asshole.

Man: Hey, queer, dig that hole!
Woman: No, stop being a jack-tard!

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Pogonip

Small, pogo-sticks (Springs will do) attatched to the nipples. Used to do lazy push-ups.

My trainer said to do 100 push-ups, but instead I did 100 lazy push-ups with my pogonips.

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Downtown Johnson

Two people having sex with eachother front to front style, but they do not face eachother. So instead of it looking like: =, it looks like 0_--o.

Person 1: My girlfriend gave me a Downtown Johnson.
Person 2: Oh, how was it?
Person 1: Awesome, but I think couldnt see her face when i got sober.

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