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toaster toucher

internet term for people sexually attracted to robots or other machines, both fictional robots and actual sex-bots. a more crass term would be "toaster fucker"

man the Ultrakill community's got it's fair share of toaster touchers doesn't it?

by pepperdank January 29, 2021

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Super Straight

What a person who is only attracted to someone born the opposite gender has taken to calling themselves.

Before you start seething, remember this was made in retaliation to you screaming at people for not wanting to date a trans person. It's a sexual preference and there's nothing inherently wrong with it.

Is it stupid? probably. but it's your fault it exists.

Person 1: I'm not attracted to transgender people.

Person 2: You have to be, you fucking transphobe!

Person 1: but I'm straight. don't hate trans people I'm just not attracted to-

Person 2: Shut the FUCK up! You HAVE to be attracted to them because it's transphobic not to be!

Person 1: That's it, I'm making a stand. I'm not going to be demonized for who I like. I am Super Straight!

Person 2: Wait, what?

by pepperdank March 10, 2021

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monorchism

A medical condition where a dude is missing one of his nuts. It’s exclusive to men for obvious reasons.

people with monorchism usually had their other testicle removed at birth through surgery, probably because it was under-developed or because it didn’t descend from the body properly.

Some people go a considerable part of their life unaware of their condition,

sometimes they might not know it even IS a condition; thinking that boys just

naturally have one ball.

Not to be confused with Monarchism, which is an ideology involving a monarchy. Kings and queens and stuff like that.

1. Jim was born with one of his testies the size of a pea, which had to get it cut out after he was born. He didn’t know about this until he was fourteen, and until then whenever he drew penises inside of his textbooks he drew them with a single, lonely nut dangling from it.

2. Adolf Hitler was said to have monorchism, although this is just a rumor and nobody has been able to prove it.

by pepperdank April 22, 2020

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