Bedbug Arms

Describes arms covered with many bedbug bites.

It can be difficult to decide if that dude or chick is on meth, has chicken pox, or simply has bedbug arms, but a look at the unbitten face clears up any fear about meth or chicken pox.

i have no flock

Idiomatic phrase

1. Facebook fan page following less than 100,000
2. Friendless

Alternatively:

3. Description of a person who doesn't waste a lot of time online.

1. Bank account and self-worth entirely depleted, Freya set her Facebook fan page to "Unpublished" and murmured to herself: "I have no flock."
2. Ernie has no friends. He has no flock.
3. Kendra doesn't believe that a flock of friends is an expected fruit of living a purpose-filled life.