knockout jerk

Take two (or as many as you need) Advil PMs and wait about 30 minutes Or until the effects kick in. Then pull up your favorite porn site and is soon as you finish you’ll be out like a light.

Last night I couldn’t fall asleep so I try to knockout jerk

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vaya con dios

Spanish meaning "go with god", typiclly used before ending a helpless victims life with a 9 mm round inside his forehead!

Vaya con dios, man <KA-BLAMM>

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fnkir

Swedish for fet neger-kuk i röven!
A situation totally fucked up and very unpleasant!

When you run out of ammo in a gunfight you'll, then it's fnkir.

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fncir

Fat Nigger Cock In Rectum, a situation that is totally fucked up! Compare with fubar. Swedish acronym reads Fet Neger Kuk I Röven.

When your out on patrol and Charlie throws a suprise ambush, you better have your M-16 loaded or you'll stand there with FNCIR.

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dirty sanches

Under anal intercourse, put your finger up her anus, then draw your finger over her upper lip, giving her a brown stripe resembling a mexican revolutionist mustache. Thus "Dirty Sanches"

I gave her a DIRTY SANCES yesterday, and she started a revolution on me!

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taj

is the universal word like yo

taj?
dude what do you mean?
taj?

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moi

Pussy in thai-language

That little thai whore had a wet MOI!

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